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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:42
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is India currently capable of implementing a multimodal artificial intelligence system?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Gut Microbiota Transplants May Cause Long-Term Imbalance - Neuroscience News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Scientists Solve 50-Year Mystery of Strange Zone Deep Inside Earth - SciTechDaily
No go.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!